Mexican Grannydog
the act of squeezing t-rd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. the first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents grandmother to receive the s-x. once she is lubed, begin coitus. during the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
yeah, i gave that old b-tch suelita a mexican grannydog last night, then i had her deported to el salvador.
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