Mexican Halloween
some sort of s-xual position as stated by señor chang and confirmed by troy from community.
señor chang: which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with mexican halloween as a s-xual position.
troy: -nods head-
a suggestively named fictional s-xual position, referenced (often as a joke) in a tv show or movie, which then takes on a life of its own, and is created. a previously successful example is the venus b-tterfly; an unsuccessful example is the guatemalan face-hat.
just put a name, place, or nationality together with any other noun, call it a s-xual position, and people will either claim to have done it, or will invent it – mexican halloween all over again
another name for the (fairly uncomfortable) bermuda triangle s-xual position, so called because the triangle between the woman’s arms, her back, and the man’s stomach resembles a chip.
a bunch of people saw community and decided to invent mexican halloween online, not realizing that mexican halloween is not a s-xual act, but a s-xual position.
mexican halloween is a s-xual position.
a mexican halloween is a s-xual act. it occurs when a man is having s-x with a woman from behind and upon -j-c-l-t–n, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman’s back.
note: the chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: why are you late?
2: i’m sorry, my boyfriend mexican halloweened me and i had to clean my back. some even got on my bed.
a man has -n-l s-x with a woman while a costumed person eats candy from her v-g-n-
my vag is super sticky from that mexican halloween party last night, but that’s nothing compared to the pain in my -ss!
popularized by the program two and a half men (season 9, episode 10, the war against gingavitis):
the act of performing a drug deal with someone of mexican descent.
berta’s doorbell rings, she hands over a package, receives some cash in exchange and says “gratsias, adios”.
alan asks what that was about, berta replies “it’s mexican halloween”.
the act of dipping your c-ck and b-lls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a lucha mask.
i asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. she one-upped me by adding caramel and a lucha mask. turns out it was a mexican halloween!
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