mexican horse fly
when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing s-xual acts upon v-g-n-, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the -n-s when about to -j-c-l-t-, releasing the fly into woman’s -sshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
the male prost-tute performed the infamous “mexican horse fly” on a very satisfied customer.
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