Mexican Joyride


it’s when you go to toys ‘r’ us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her f-ck you while she is steering it on your chest.
mike: hey zach did you go to toys ‘r’ us last nite and get the “toy”?

zach: yeah, she gave me a mexican joyride all nite!!

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