Mexican Mary
also called ‘bl–dy maria’: the usual bl–dy mary (kosher salt/pepper + tabasco® sauce/lea & perrins worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.
mexican mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based c-cktails.
for a b-tch-ss strong ‘tequtail’, see moroccan margarita
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