1. when one eats a delicious dish of mexican cuisine, but afterwards suffers the consequences in the form of uncontrollable, firey diarrhea.
2. when after recieving -n-l s-x from a person of mexican heritage (or hispanic in general) one contracts an std in their -n-s, resulting in a sloppy, muddy b-tthole.
person 1: dude those burrittos were awesome, but i’m never eating there again.
person 2: why’s that?
person 1: because i was on the toilet for the next 2 hours with a case of mexican mudb-tt
lisa: jenny, how’d things go with jose last night?
jenny: well i let him do me in the -ss, and now i think i’ve got a sloppy encounter with mexican mudb-tt
one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud
another no example needed!
ur a hombre deep in mexican mud u don’t need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudb-tt.
a mexican mudb-tt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.
- grand am
actually a pretty decent car, according to most people grand am’s are total sh-t. but you see those people have no idea how to take care of a god d-mn car. later grand am’s where equipped with eco tecs, twin cams, and 3400 v6’s. the grand am gt was surprisingly quick and was more than […]
to appear old or appropriate for an old person jane endeared herself to mike’s grandma by grannifying herself: she let her b–bs sag a little, took up tea drinking instead of her usual bud light, and drove her mother’s grand marquis to the house.
- granny gestapo
the elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to walmart stores. the purpose of the granny gestapo is to make honest walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. once walmart has your money, the granny gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one […]
- puerto rican kiss of death
when p–ping, you d-ck or b-lls h-t the inside of the bowl. i was droppin a deuce at dawn’s house when i got a puerto rican kiss of death.
- puddle smuggling
when a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch. female 1: i just can’t get enough of that justin bieber female 2: oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin’ puddles female 1: yeah i’m puddle smuggling right now!!!