Mexican Mustache
the act of j-zzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the j-zz so it will stick.
hey kathy, make me a sandwich or i will give you a mexican mustache.
a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer’s.
teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: …..hahahahahahahahaha, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
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