one pump


when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one’s p-n-s firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you’ll ever find,

not to be confused with no pump or two pump
guy 1 – ‘daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she’s a one pump’
guy 2 – ‘truuuu! she’s dimee’

guy 1 – yooo, check her outt
guy 2 – she’s defs a one pump..
guy 1 – get on that, bro
guy 2 – chea right, it’s hard enough for me to get with a two pump !
beginng and finishing the act of coitus with one pump
she got my one pump last night

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