mexican painter
the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid sh-t all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
ahh, man! i couldn’t use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!
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