Mexican Pizza
when a mexican man stretches his scr-t-m across another person’s face, especially their mouth.
jose: man, i gave her a mexican pizza last night.
juan: oh sh-t, how’d she take it?
jose: she bit it.
the best food in the whole wide world.
good with mild hot sauce.
from taco bell.
better with no tomatoes.
girl: i’m hungry. what do you want to eat?
girl 2: mexican pizza. aye aye aye.
an excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of std-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
rosie o’donnell and oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
a gross pizza from taco bell that falls in your lap!
austin:want a mexican pizza?
fred:-pukes-
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