Mexican River


same as a mexican avalanche, except instead of c-mming in your b-tches hair you p-ss in it.
i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more c-m, so i gave her a mexican river. that sl-t didn’t even realize!
like the los angeles river, if u must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river
on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico i cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly’s & got sos sh-t ..
muy bueno trip…no?

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