Mexican Screwdriver
it wasn’t until vodka swept through mid-twentieth-century america that the screwdriver – along with other tempting libations (moscow mule and martini to name a couple), began to gain recognition with bartenders as the modern contemporary of highball. suffice to say a premium vodka (absolut, stoli, smirnoff) or tequila (arandas, reserva de la familia, jose cuervo) will often be considered essential for this drink. pour 2 ounces of this (over a few ice cubes) into a highball gl-ss, and fill the gl-ss with 4 – 6 ounces tampico, citrina, h-ll even tang or the cl-ssic freshly squeezed orange juice. add an orange wheel or a dash of angostura bitters to your highball for a lick of (optional) garnish. enjoi b-tches!
2 oz vodka/tequila
5 oz tampico/orange juice/drink
put 3 ice cubes into a highball gl-ss. pour in vodka. fill balance of gl-ss with orange juice, stir, and serve.
a c-cktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).
“ey bro, i’m pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?”
1 part vodka
2 parts cactus cooler
similar to a normal screwdriver, but with cactus cooler instead of orange juice. although it may not sound like it, it’s a fairly cl-ssy drink.
i like vodka. i like cactus cooler. so, i put ’em together, and there ya go, the mexican screwdriver was born.
any tool other than an screwdriver (usually duct tape) used to fix an object, mostly by mexicans.
ordale way, give me that mexican screwdriver, i need to put my nike choos back together vato.
a s-x act when one person takes a screwdrivers and puts it up another person’s b-tthole and twists it around repeatedly until blood is drawn.
joe: “i heard stew gave mary a mexican screwdriver last night.”
mike: “yeah, well she shouldn’t have taken his truck.”
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