Mexican Skydiver
when you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. this is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.
guy 1: “yeah dude, we went to taco bell then i pulled a mexican skydiver”
guy 2: “i could go for some taco bell right now”
mexican skydiver is when you take 30 or more ounces of margarita and you drink it all at once, usually through a beer bong. this method was invented by droy of albuqerque
last night dave had five mexican skydivers.
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