Mexican Sombrero


someone sits on the unsuspecting victim’s head and farts and then m-st-rb-t-s.
this can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the j-zz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
john t – can i sit on your head?
lauren – what are you doing to do..
john t – its a suprise
lauren – okay aslong as you are nice

20 mins later

lauren – you j-zzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
john t – you be no mexican sombrero!!!!!!

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