Mexican Sponge Bath
when you’re having s-x with a lady, when you get finished and you c-m on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
guy 1: “dude, what did you do last night?”
guy 2: “we tried out the mexican sponge bath!”
guy 1: “ew, gross!! how’d it go?”
guy 2: “suprisingly well…”
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