Mexican takeoff


the physical launch of one’s being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. one to have a mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.
charlie “man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach.”

will “dude why does it sound like an engine is running?”

charlie “oh god, i can’t hold it!”

-eruption occurs-

will “looks like he had a mexican takeoff.”

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