New Caney


some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. the one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy -ss town. if you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. there is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. there is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. there is alot to offer in this town, after all, i should know because i lived there for 15 years, and i wish i were still there instead of this suburb of dallas called allen, tx.
in new caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, w-nksters, mexicans, and hotties.
the badlands far northeast of houston, texas. it is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.
“i reckon a n-gg-r lover got lynched just last week in new caney!”

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