mexican time
usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
“ah man, i’m here on mexican time, so i’m not late, hahaha.”
about an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.
the best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.
josh: where the h-ll were you?!
tony: what do you mean, i made it on time.
josh: it’s like 9! you were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
tony: i meant mexican time…
from san diego to san ferando valley ( or oxnard )
hombre what was ur mexican time to oxnard?? amigo dos extra days from san ferando valley to oxnard. why so long?
ahhh u no, hollywood mujeres i had my mexican shorts on!
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