Mexican Tornado
a group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a tornado of leaves for all to p-ss through.
you’re driving down a windy sidestreet when all of the sudden everything gets all crazy. leaves are everywhere, you can’t see clearly. you hear a loud obnoxious noise you are in the eye of a mexican tornado. drive quickly but don’t hit any of the mexican landscapers.
chasing a shot of tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying “ay yay yay!”
i was so messed up after that mexican tornado i threw up on everything i knocked over.
a mexican tornado is when you’re scr-w-ng a girl from behind, then pull out, -j-c-l-t- into her hair, and push her down the stairs. the twirling motion of her hair with your j-z in it while she’s tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a mexican tornado.
“how did maria die?”
“well she experienced one too many mexican tornados.”
a mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. pour tequila in her mouth once it is full. insert your p-n-s and stir the tequila vigorously.
i am thirsty for tequila would you give me a mexican tornado…….
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