mexican twinkie


a s-xual act usually involving a caucasian man or woman, a bandits of rowdy mexicans, and a stab wound.

before intercourse, the band of rowdy outlaws create at least, but not limited to, one stab wound. in an effortful attempt to penetrate the knife hole, death is almost guaranteed for the white person, while many mexicans may be caught in the scrambling crossfire of l-st and death.
person 1: yo, how did she die?
person 2: nothin’ special, man. bunch of rowdy guys gave her the ol’ mexican twinkie.
person 1: sh-t, that’s rough.

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