Mexican two-step


when you are taking a power sh-t from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. you then proceed to stand up in the middle of your sh-t, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy sh-t soup. named for the famous “two steps” it takes to turn around and the “mexican” origin of the sh-t/puke.
guy 1: “hey! what’d you end up doing last night? i didn’t see you after we went out for dinner at pedro’s.”

guy 2: “ya sorry man, i had a terrible case of mexican two-step last night. those enchiladas really messed my sh-t up.”

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