Mexican waffle

the act of sh-tting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: “upper-decker”, “hot pocket”, “trunk m-ffin”)
that guy p-ssed me off last night so i snuck in his room and left him a mexican waffle.
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a waffle with manb-tter and syrup instead of regular b-tter and syrup. best served as part of breakfast in bed.
“hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?”

“yeah! that’d be awesome!”

“you’re right, i will make a mexican waffle you’ll never forget. i have a special organic protein b-tter that makes it really unique.”
the act of sh-tting in someone’s hide-a-bed and folding it back up.
“that n-gg- sh-t in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! what a bag of douche!”
a breakfast version of the russian sandwich (aka the sneaky lenin) popular in the resort villages of cabo san lucas.

procedure: a male gives his female partner a tequila sunrise enema upon waking up. he soaks up the drips with a freshly made belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.

he then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her -n-lly, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.

the trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you’d like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and c-ms out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. bonus points for a cherry involved. super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.
jose gave adrianna a mexican waffle on a gl-ss coffee table yesterday morning.
a odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a v-g-n-, followed by eating it out. can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.
joe- “wanna hang out today?”
chris- “nah, im gonna go eat some mexican waffles.”

timmy- “wanna go to tacobell today?”
joe- “nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few mexican waffles at home.”
after eating mexican food and while wearing a sombrero,a man lays his taint along his partners nose and stretches his scr-t-m over the mouth, all the while he rocks back and forth while screaming, ” ay yay ay yay ay”.
last night after the fiesta my man treated me to a mexican waffle