Mexican Wank
a group of fully aroused men perform a manual s-x act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty b–tch, and in turn explode thier load (-j-c-l-t-) onto the afore mention dutty dutty sl-t, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. when each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a mexican w-nk.
craig: we found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican w-nk all over her.
rob: wow! did she enjoy it?
craig: no! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.
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