Mexistache


moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. often worn by latinos.
he needs to shave his mexistache
a mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.
man, that is one hairy b-tch, look at that mexistache
dirty, greasy, filthy, little, mustache that most spanish, mexican, or hispanic(latino) men as well as other unfortunate men have between there nose and upper lip.

the mexi stache is a symbol or sign of extreme wealth
and/or disformed p-n-s.

ben grows the mexi stache very well but will never be able to give good mustache rides like i.
a full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat b-tches p-ssy.
jimmy got a mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.

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