Mezcalmyopic
similiar to “beer googles” except as it relates to mezcal or tequila. being so intoxicated on tequila that you make poor choices as to whom you become amorous with.
i was so mezcalmyopic that i took that ugly cougar home and had s-x with her. when i sobered up i threw up in my mouth a little because of my poor judgement.
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