Mezzetta


noun: hermaphrodite commonly found sitting in the dark playing castle building games

verb: the act of pleasuring your v-g-n- with your p-n-s
you all are being a bunch of mezzetta’s.

this evening i’m having a mezzetta orgy. could you please bring me a condom so i don’t get myself pregnant. weeeeee!!!!

Read Also:

  • slaying the poon

    f-cking p-ssy hard, like a quinn would. wow i heard quinn was slaying the poon last night!

  • Rod Pasting

    gorilla-gluing your d-ck-hole shut. i’d rather be rod pasting than playing sonic boom: rise of lyric! infact i’d rather f-cking staple my n-ts-ck to the ceiling!

  • bremond

    the kid who was always 4’11 and couldn’t touch the roof. hey bremond, can you touch the roof.

  • Forbafore

    the cheese grater lamps from that ’70s show. look at that forbafore.

  • Disasturd

    refers to the bathroom stalls that has sh-t everywhere. the bathroom stall i went inside of was a disast-rd.


Disclaimer: Mezzetta definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.