mf-count


there was this girl named maya, she is a wh-r-
she f-cks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because n-body wants to be her friend.
the mf-count is 1 today cause she f-cked over her only other friend yesterday.

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