MFI
mother f-cking independent
for all the single ladies/guys
in general mother f-cking independent people.
bryan: are you a gamma phi??
katie: nah i’m mfi!
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“screw boys…mfi foeva”
to p-ss an extremely large t-rd, to the point of tears and ripping.
comes from “to sh-t a wardrobe”
“somebody help me, after last nights beerfest i’ve just dropped an mfi and now my r-ct-ms prolapsed”
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