mfp
someone who is a mother f-cking prefesional
the worlds greatest sky diver is an mfp
malicious female pig
“bro, that lady at the dmv is such a m.f.p!”
middle finger paranoia: when a person’s always suspecting people of flipping him off.
(a guy in a car waves to ross to let him cut in front on the highway.)
ross: did you see that?!? that -sst-rd just flipped me off!
josh: no he didn’t, you blind f-ck. you got some serious mfp.
noun:
acronym for motha’ f-cking princess.
yeah, you better watch out for her, she’s the mfp.
major f-cking problem
bob deleted all the files on the server… again!. that’s an m.f.p. and a c.l.m. (career limiting move)
more food please!
hey, mfp!
multi-fandom post. when a post has material (icons, drawings, speculations) relating to multiple fandoms, and you are being linked to the post from a site concerned with just one of the fandoms, “mfp” is added to the link to let you know you’re getting a whole bunch of random cr-p too.
hp_luvr_27 has a nice ‘shop of harry/draco up here link (mfp)
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