the tombstone surprise


the art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. when the man is about to -j-c-l-t- he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man -j-c-l-t-s and shouts “tombstoneeeee!!!”
i thought i’d mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

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