MFTV


mother f—ing time vampire
any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.
i tried to upgrade my laptop last night. what a mftv!

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