MHS


my house son !
jock 1 : so where do you wanna go ?
jock 2: mhs !
mad hoe skillz
2 at a time? 3 at a time? bring em on, i’ve got mhs!
mhs is a creepy smile which, if directed at you, will indicate that at some point, they will try and make out with/pull you, irrelevant to your state of consciousness (ie, sober or drunk). this is usually something that you don’t want to happen, so you tend to try and avoid the mhs.
‘”be careful, he’s giving you a full mhs!”
mhs means “must have spotify” i.e. when sharing a playlist
on a social networking site one should notify the readers
that it is for spotify!!
e.g.
twitter
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#listeningto #(insert artist name) “(insert track name)”… omgggg soo sweet!!! i ♥ this playlist sooo much!!! #listentoithere-> (insert spotify playlist or bit.ly shortened spotify link) mhs

facebook
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omgg this playlist is soo good! (insert spotify playlist or bit.ly shortened spotify link) mhs
the abbreviated form of monkeys hate school. commonly used to cheer people that have just eaten unsuspectingly coblin.
mhs so don’t worry

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