MIAF


mom i’ve already f-cked. founded at packet8 by bret the hitman hart.
zilla: d-mn, that chicks is hot!
bret: that’s a miaf!
zilla: what?
bret: mom i’ve already f-cked!
mom i already f-cked. status of milf after being f-cked. the milf becomes miaf.
the miaf list (mom i already f-cked list) are all milfs that you f-cked.
friend: man did you see ms. kelly? she’s a total milf!
mf’er: dude, thats the miaf i told you about last week!

friend: dude check out that milf!
mf’er: d-mn, i hope i can put her on the miaf list!

pr-nunciation: my-if

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