Miami Blast


whilst in miami, you call a hooker. the hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she’s on her knees going to town on your d, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.
“man, that hoochie hooker mercedes gave me a rockin’ miami blast last night.”
“whats a miami blast?”
“man, you haven’t had a bj til you’ve had the miami blast.”

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