miami dolphins fan
another breed of a miami dolphins fan. they are often middle aged men who know absolutey nothing about football or the miami dolphins. they only like the miami dolphins because they like the teal uniforms or the color rush uniforms. most of these “fans” don’t even live in florida and they don’t even know a single player on the current team and only know about dan marino. these guys will go all over the world wearing the miami dolphins jersey’s pretending to be fans of the dolphins. in order to spot one of these guys they will often shout out the word dan marino.
(guy 1) “hey that guy is screaming dan marino in middle of nowhere for some reason” (guy 2) “those are a common breed of a miami dolphins fan they like to do that to make themselves look like they watch football”
one of the most cancerous and dumbest fan-bases out of all the nfl fan-bases, main reason for this is because they are from florida a state holding some of the dumbest people in the u.s, they are almost the sole reason why america is stereotyped to be full of dumb and r-t-rded people. miami dolphins fans often live in the past mentioning their undefeated and perfect season in 1972 the only reason why their team is notable and relevant, if you mention this they will mention all the great years they had with dan marino and how great of a team they were and how great of a player dan marino is they will often try to hide the fact that dan marino never won a superbowl. their main strategy when it comes to sh-t talking is to live in the past and mention on how their team once was. due to their team being sh-t and irrelevant now a days whenever they end up making it to the playoffs they will talk about how their team is gonna be great again and how they are gonna be relevant again then once next season rolls around and they end up being trash again they will be silenced.
(kid 1) “hey is that kid r-t-rded? for some reason he likes to say the name dan marino a lot” (kid 2) “no he is just a miami dolphins fan”
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