miami dolphins
only team in nfl history to ever complete a season undefeated and win the super bowl.
the miami dolphins sure do make a great team when they play together.
founded in 1966 as a member of the afl, the dolphins established themselves as a great franchise by hiring don shula as coach in 1970- he would lead the team until 1995! miami had 7 playoff berths in the 1970s, making the super bowl 3 straight times from 1971-73. they won 2 of these t-tles, taking super bowls vi and vii. on their way to the super bowl vi crown, miami became the only team in nfl history to go undefeated at 17-0. an urban legend is that members of the ’72 dolphins celebrate a toast each year when the last undefeated team loses. lost the super bowl in 1982 and picked up the legendary dan marino as quarterback the next season. marino led the dolphins to a loss in the super bowl in 1984 and to 10 playoff berths in his career which lasted until 1999. however, the league’s all time leading p-sser never won a championship. have not made the playoffs since 2001, just barely missing them in 2002 and 2003.
“the miami dolphins win a low scoring game against washington. they are 17-0 and champions of the national football league.”
only team in the history of the nfl to go undefeated (72-73 season) and win the super bowl in 1972 and 1973 led by bob griese and don schula.team of the great dan marino,zack thomas, ricky williams (f-g -ss),ronnie brown, jason taylor,and sam madison.the team was formed in 1968. the mascot is a dolphin known a t.d.the only team to beat the #1 team,while only winning 1 game,and finishing 4-12 in that season.all i have left to say is go dolphins!and f-ck the pats and jets and bills!
dam man,did u see wess welker return that punt,he ran all the way to the 10!mabey ronnie can score and tie up the game!go miami!dolphins rock hard!miami dolphins rule!
the miami dolphins are the best team in the nfl. the patriots never stand a chance when they play the dolphins.
d-mn did you see them miami dolphins destroy them gay -ss patriots!
an nfl team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; ballas
man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the nfl this season.
man 1: dam! those b-tchez are ballas!
when two gay men 69 each other at sea world in the dolphin tank.
“yeah, me and steve went to sea world the other day and miami dolphined.”
an american pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often p-ssing off daniel tosh and the rest of the fans.
hey what’s wrong with daniel?
oh nothing he’s fine, he’s just a miami dolphins’ fan.
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