Miami Mudslide
the act of a male deficating on a female’s chest (usually occurrs when the waste is a little runny) aka, the sh-ts, and then the male slides across the females chest like a 6 year old on a slip n’ slide.
ryan performs a miami mudslide on taylor every special occasion. (birthdays, holidays)
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a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho’s ears, and results in busted ear drums. josh laid the miami pimp smack on that shrek lookin’ ho.
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