mia’s just mad
when your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you’re just in a fight for your facebook status
ryan: dayum dude i”m so sorry that gabby broke up with you
jared: don’t worry, mia’s just mad.
jared’s thoughts: we’ll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?
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