Michael Afro


the richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. he lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn’t own the house. his casual wear is usually rockin a v-neck. he loves to bike around town and f–k s–t up.
i’m felling a little michael afro today, so i think i’ll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.

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