Michael Barrett


noun: a catcher for the chicago cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.
did you see michael barrett punch aj pierzynski in the face the other day?

yeah he got messed up.

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