Michael Crichton
an acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. he has written many famous books such as jur-ssic park, timeline, next, sphere, state of fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.
crichton also created the hit television series er.
he was born in chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.
crichton died at age 66 of lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including pirate lat-tudes
“hey, have you read michael crichton’s book timeline yet?”
“yeah, it was pretty intense. and he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. i know, weird…”
the coolest author in all of american history.
famous for science fiction books such as jur-ssic park, the andromeda strain, timeline, and countless other great stories.
guy 1: hey, michael crichton is so cool!
guy 2: no sh-t.
g-d in the world of authors.
the best godd-mn author of science fiction novels.
if you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
some of his greatest books are timeline, jur-ssic park, next, the andromeda strain, and state of fear.
he also created the tv show, er.
he started writing to get some money during medical school at harvard.
he died at the age of 66.
stephanie: when i heard that a book report on the andromeda strain by michael crichton was extra credit for biology cl-ss, i thought that was bad-ss!
jessica: i know, right?! i might actually try to get extra credit!
stephanie: our teach must be cool as f-ck.
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