Michael Crichton’d
when an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
named after michael crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small p-n-s.
in crichton’s defense, the critic was a toolbag.
laura: hi, remember me? you used to mock me back in junior high.
gwen: yeah, so what?
laura: i published a book and decided to feature you as a character. you have a mustache, saggy t-ts, and you’re romantically interested in sheep.
gwen: aw, sh-t!
laura: you’ve been michael crichton’d, b-tch!
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