Michael Dating
when you date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. you will text day and night. he will tell you how much he/she loves you. when you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can’t.
jared: bro, i was talking to monica last night and asked if i could take her out. but she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
chris: man, harsh she is most likely michael dating
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