Michael Jacksoned
awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and love. becoming a part of the solution to the world’s problems.
goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being michael jacksoned.
the first time you hear a michael jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
i’ve been singing billie jean all day – i’ve been michael jacksoned!
the change that comes over a person after listening to certain michael jackson songs, such as heal the world, man
in the mirror, earth song, we are the world and cry. this change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world’s issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness – to discover the place in your heart that wants to help heal the world instead of contributing to its problems.
after listening to the song heal the world, i was michael jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.
when somebody one-ups you. referring to when michael jackson died the same day as farrah fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. when kelly gets to work she says, “amanda totally michael jacksoned me”.
Read Also:
- whammyjammer
“whammyjammer” is used to describe something which you don’t know the name of do you know where the “whammyjammer” is?
- liquid kosh
alternative name for stella artois premium strength lager. also known as wife beater. refers to the after effects suffered from a night on the lash. the morning after his ‘liquid kosh’ fueled binge dave lost all feeling in his legs and went blind in one eye – ‘result’ he declared.
- lishing
defacing public property with crayons girl: so what are you doing? boy: just lishing this dragon on a table girl: thats hawt
- Bull to the Freakin' Shit
used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard “bull sh-t” cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it. mom: i agree, ur dad shouldn’t have told me that you were pregnant. random person overhearing the comment: bull to the freakin’ sh-t her dad shouldnt have told her mom! thats a sh-tty […]
- Newfie left
a right turn. canadian; the stereotype of newfoundlanders is stupidity. cf. polish joke in the us, portuguese in brazil. as we approached the corner, he said “newfie left, eh,” so i turned right.