Michael Jordan-ing


top definition
when you suddenly fist someone’s -n-s, with you’re arm stretching out like michael jordan in sp-ce jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
she was doing ok, until ryan began michael jordan-ing her.

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