Michael Kelly


1. a man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. man who invented s-x (you’re welcome)
3. created jor el who created superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
“everybody wants to be like mike… kelly”

“wow you landed a great guy! a doctor astronaut millionaire!”
“yeah, he’s ok… but he’s no michael kelly”

“oh god, oh god… i’m gonna… i’m gonna… michael kelly!”

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