Michael Kelso
the extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom that ’70s show. played by ashton kutcher.
eric forman: what kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? michael kelso: well if i put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge gosh!
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- Pud Tugging
the act of pulling on one’s “member” to create enjoyment. i would have answered the phone, but i was too busy pud tugging to your sister’s picture.
- pukage
when something is so gross you want to puke ewww that garbage is pukage
- pulling a doris
arriving late and leaving early from work at the same day – the activity which causes being late and leaving early can not be work/productivity related. i am pulling a doris today (coming in late, because picking up my dry cleaning and leave early to go my gym cl-ss.)
- Pulling a duff
when an artist releases a greatest hits alb-m after very few releases in an effort to make money. this comes from when hilary duff released a greatest hits alb-m after only releasing two alb-ms. guy:”dude band-x is soooo pulling a duff on us.” guy2:” man, that sucks”
- Tywiley Effect
the effect placed on a person during certain circ-mstances. may result in falling asleep in school, hysteria, or loss of self control. usually characterized by all resulting from origin of a wiley. aka twe. kennedy: “look at alexa over there!” alexa: “are we going out for lunch? i would love to take my clothes off […]