Michael Ly
someone who looks chinese, but isn’t actually.
nick: “hey mike…michael ly!”
mike: “i’m behind you, idiot.”
nick: “oh, sorry. anyway, can you help me out with this chinese book i have? i’m stuck on this word-”
mike: “i can’t really speak chinese, sorry.”
nick: “…you mean…you don’t know any chinese? your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!”
mike: “yeah, i don’t actually know.”
nick: “so i could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn’t have any f-cking clue would you?”
mike: “no. i am ashamed of myself.”
nick: “that’s right. now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. and while you’re there, you can cry for me…yes, cry…cry for me!”
mike: -cries-
nick: “cry louder!”
mikes: -cries more, then takes samurai sword and performs harikiri- (this is technically j-panese but we know that chinese and j-panese are the same thing).
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