Michael Mah


a pimp daddy that is the s-xiest b-tch alive. he gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. his best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. n-gg- will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. rumor has it he f-gs it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don’t know if he’s straight or not.
i wanna f-ck michael mah!

d-mn did you see michael mah today? dat b-tch is fineeee!

michael mah trolled me again. f-ck!

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