michael petrucci
a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games
guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf?
michael petrucci: no 🙁
guy: come on ill give u a dollar!
michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to!
guy: 🙁 you’ve hurt me deeply
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